The other day she rolled over and said
If you made a little bit more noise in bed
I would enjoy myself
I would enjoy myself
Just a little bit more
Just a little bit more
So she suggested to me

I go quack quack quack
like a duck duck duck
she goes woof woof woof
like a pup pup pup
She said tomorrow I could be a hamster
Nummy num num neem nam chuck

I know some girls like an animal in bed
But she treats me like a duck and she feeds me bread
I don't enjoy myself
I don't enjoy myself
Even though I get fed
Even though I get fed
Please put me out of my misery

I go quack quack quack
like a duck duck duck
she goes woof woof woof
like a pup pup pup
The other day she had me be a hamster
Nummy num num neem nam chuck

She feeds me lettuce
Na na na na na na
With a side of pellets
Na na na na na na
I got one in my eye
Na na na na na na
I got one in my eye
Na na na na na na

No lay is worth this
But Wait! Of course it is!

So I go quack quack quack
like a duck duck duck
she goes woof woof woof
like a pup pup pup
I love it when I get to be her hamster
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
Nummy num num neem nam chuck

The other day she rolled over and said
If you made a little bit more noise in bed
I would enjoy myself
I would enjoy myself
Just a little bit more
Just a little bit more