So I'm on this date and I think this chick is crazy
But if I saw her tits that would really be amazing
I forgot her name but I think it may be Stacy
Now on second thought, it might even be Lacy
"I like the mall"
That's oh so interesting
"I've got a fish named Paul"
Please stop the dribbling
The only thing I want to do is put my thing inside of you
I'm talking about my q tip
I want to clean your ears
Because they look so disgusting
I bet they haven't been cleaned in years
It's just the tip
Muh, my q-tip
It's jus-ta
My q-tip
Now I'm kinda impressed she can hear a word that i say
But there's still no way that I'll ever call this bitch "bae"
When she tilts her head wax drips out just like a garden hose
Please excuse me while I throw up chunks through my nose
"My bothers really tall"
Idon't give a fuck at all
"I've got a green beach ball"
Still don't give a fuck at all
The only thing I want to do is put my thing inside of you
I'm talking about my q tip
I want to clean your ears
Because they look so disgusting
I bet they haven't been cleaned in years
My tip
I'm talking about my q tip
I want to clean your ears
Because they look so disgusting
I bet they haven't been cleaned in years
It's just the tip
Muh, my q-tip
It's jus-ta
My q-tip
