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Being Kawaii

by Stewart the Sock

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Noise In Bed 02:15
The other day she rolled over and said If you made a little bit more noise in bed I would enjoy myself I would enjoy myself Just a little bit more Just a little bit more So she suggested to me I go quack quack quack like a duck duck duck she goes woof woof woof like a pup pup pup She said tomorrow I could be a hamster Nummy num num neem nam chuck I know some girls like an animal in bed But she treats me like a duck and she feeds me bread I don't enjoy myself I don't enjoy myself Even though I get fed Even though I get fed Please put me out of my misery I go quack quack quack like a duck duck duck she goes woof woof woof like a pup pup pup The other day she had me be a hamster Nummy num num neem nam chuck She feeds me lettuce Na na na na na na With a side of pellets Na na na na na na I got one in my eye Na na na na na na I got one in my eye Na na na na na na No lay is worth this But Wait! Of course it is! So I go quack quack quack like a duck duck duck she goes woof woof woof like a pup pup pup I love it when I get to be her hamster Nummy num num neem nam chuck Nummy num num neem nam chuck Nummy num num neem nam chuck Nummy num num neem nam chuck The other day she rolled over and said If you made a little bit more noise in bed I would enjoy myself I would enjoy myself Just a little bit more Just a little bit more
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Whatchya doin'? Eatin' chocolate! Where'd you get it? Doggy dropped it Is it good? Uh huh Can I have some? No Cuz I ate it all
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Grandpa asked me if I was drunk Hmm, a little bit A little bit He asked me if I'd like a finger up my butt Hmm, a little bit A little bit He fingered me a bit and he called me “Stew” When he pulled his finger out it was covered in poo Grandpa asked me if I was drunk Hmm, a little bit A little bit It ain’t easy Being kawaii Ka-awaii like me Ka-awaii like me You know it’s true He asked me if I'd like it if he fucked my butt Hmm, a little bit A little bit But after a couple pumps his dick was stuck Hmm, I'll deal with it for a little bit He fisted me a bit and he beat me too He kicked me in the face till I was black and blue Grandpa calls me his "dirty slut" Hmm, but I love it A little bit It ain’t easy Being kawaii Ka-awaii like me Ka-awaii like me You know it’s true You wanna do me in the booty Cause I’m a cutie Meow! All these bitches wish they could look like me It ain’t easy being Kawaii All these bitches are what I call “jelly” Ka-a-awaii like me All these bitches wish they could look like me It ain’t easy being Kawaii All these bitches are what I call “jelly” Ka-a-awaii like me
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Just The Tip 03:03
So I'm on this date and I think this chick is crazy But if I saw her tits that would really be amazing I forgot her name but I think it may be Stacy Now on second thought, it might even be Lacy "I like the mall" That's oh so interesting "I've got a fish named Paul" Please stop the dribbling The only thing I want to do is put my thing inside of you I'm talking about my q tip I want to clean your ears Because they look so disgusting I bet they haven't been cleaned in years It's just the tip Muh, my q-tip It's jus-ta My q-tip Now I'm kinda impressed she can hear a word that i say But there's still no way that I'll ever call this bitch "bae" When she tilts her head wax drips out just like a garden hose Please excuse me while I throw up chunks through my nose "My bothers really tall" Idon't give a fuck at all "I've got a green beach ball" Still don't give a fuck at all The only thing I want to do is put my thing inside of you I'm talking about my q tip I want to clean your ears Because they look so disgusting I bet they haven't been cleaned in years My tip I'm talking about my q tip I want to clean your ears Because they look so disgusting I bet they haven't been cleaned in years It's just the tip Muh, my q-tip It's jus-ta My q-tip Tippity tip tip taroo
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Swivel Chair 00:33
I want a swivel chair Don't ask why I wanna swivel all through the night Gonna swivel swivel swivel All night long Gonna swivel swivel swivel In my thong
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These songs today don't need to be catchy no mo I’ll just mumble some shit and pass out on the floor Cover my face in some shitty ass tattoos Have it look like they were done in a minute, maybe two Fuck up my words like I ain’t know english Just mumble some shit, baby That’s how I get rich This shit sounds like it was made in an afternoon But in actuality, it took about an hour to do I mumble so I sound calculated But really I’m just talentless; a little faded Almost been a day since I last masturbated Nah, wait. Been like ten minutes If I mumble my words and talk really low And repeat the same shit a few times some mo Most of you idiots won’t probably notice at all And I’m a fucking sock and I do dis better than y’all Lil Sock yo Mumble crap slow Lil Sock be makin’ Mumble rap dough Lil Sock yo Mumble crap slow Lil Sock be makin’ Mumble rap dough
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Satan 01:16
Satan is my master and friend Is my master and friend till the very end And at the mall this weekend I'll make him my new boyfriend He is my master and friend Satan is my master and friend Is my master and friend till the very end And at the mall this weekend I'll make him my new boyfriend He is my master and friend I won't put out Unless he asks me out oh Satan is my master and friend Is my master and friend till the very end
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Yandere chan, please notice me I could be your Senpai Yandere chan, please notice me I could be your one Yandere chan, please notice me I could be your Senpai Yandere chan, please notice me I could be your one I wanna be your Senpai Senpai I wanna be your one I wanna be your Senpai Senpai I wanna be your one And when I look up at you All I see is your pantsu I want you in my life I need you right meow I wanna be your Senpai Senpai I wanna be your one I wanna be your Senpai Senpai I wanna be your one Yandere, you are so pretty I like your bangs and ponytails I think you are so pretty And I got one thing to say Now, Yandere A lot of my life has been building up to this very moment I hope you pay attention and I hope you pay attention close I really really really want you to know that I could be your Senpai Forget the other one I think I would be a lot better of a Senpai and I think I can prove it to you Like this Here it is It's like this, what I'm trying to say is Yandere Yanderoo What I'm trying to say, Yandere, is Yandere, I love you I love you and I need you more As the day goes on I need you more Yandere Yanderoo I love you and I need you more As the day goes on I want you more Yandere I love you I want you and I need you more As the day goes on I need you more Yandere Yanderoo I want you and I need you more As the day goes on I love you more Yandere I love you

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released November 20, 2018

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