1. |
Noise In Bed
02:15
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The other day she rolled over and said
If you made a little bit more noise in bed
I would enjoy myself
I would enjoy myself
Just a little bit more
Just a little bit more
So she suggested to me
I go quack quack quack
like a duck duck duck
she goes woof woof woof
like a pup pup pup
She said tomorrow I could be a hamster
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
I know some girls like an animal in bed
But she treats me like a duck and she feeds me bread
I don't enjoy myself
I don't enjoy myself
Even though I get fed
Even though I get fed
Please put me out of my misery
I go quack quack quack
like a duck duck duck
she goes woof woof woof
like a pup pup pup
The other day she had me be a hamster
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
She feeds me lettuce
Na na na na na na
With a side of pellets
Na na na na na na
I got one in my eye
Na na na na na na
I got one in my eye
Na na na na na na
No lay is worth this
But Wait! Of course it is!
So I go quack quack quack
like a duck duck duck
she goes woof woof woof
like a pup pup pup
I love it when I get to be her hamster
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
Nummy num num neem nam chuck
The other day she rolled over and said
If you made a little bit more noise in bed
I would enjoy myself
I would enjoy myself
Just a little bit more
Just a little bit more
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2. |
Cuz I Ate It All
00:16
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Whatchya doin'?
Eatin' chocolate!
Where'd you get it?
Doggy dropped it
Is it good?
Uh huh
Can I have some?
No
Cuz I ate it all
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3. |
It Ain't Easy
02:54
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Grandpa asked me if I was drunk
Hmm, a little bit
A little bit
He asked me if I'd like a finger up my butt
Hmm, a little bit
A little bit
He fingered me a bit and he called me “Stew”
When he pulled his finger out it was covered in poo
Grandpa asked me if I was drunk
Hmm, a little bit
A little bit
It ain’t easy
Being kawaii
Ka-awaii like me
Ka-awaii like me
You know it’s true
He asked me if I'd like it if he fucked my butt
Hmm, a little bit
A little bit
But after a couple pumps his dick was stuck
Hmm, I'll deal with it for a little bit
He fisted me a bit and he beat me too
He kicked me in the face till I was black and blue
Grandpa calls me his "dirty slut"
Hmm, but I love it
A little bit
It ain’t easy
Being kawaii
Ka-awaii like me
Ka-awaii like me
You know it’s true
You wanna do me in the booty
Cause I’m a cutie
Meow!
All these bitches wish they could look like me
It ain’t easy being Kawaii
All these bitches are what I call “jelly”
Ka-a-awaii like me
All these bitches wish they could look like me
It ain’t easy being Kawaii
All these bitches are what I call “jelly”
Ka-a-awaii like me
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4. |
Just The Tip
03:03
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So I'm on this date and I think this chick is crazy
But if I saw her tits that would really be amazing
I forgot her name but I think it may be Stacy
Now on second thought, it might even be Lacy
"I like the mall"
That's oh so interesting
"I've got a fish named Paul"
Please stop the dribbling
The only thing I want to do is put my thing inside of you
I'm talking about my q tip
I want to clean your ears
Because they look so disgusting
I bet they haven't been cleaned in years
It's just the tip
Muh, my q-tip
It's jus-ta
My q-tip
Now I'm kinda impressed she can hear a word that i say
But there's still no way that I'll ever call this bitch "bae"
When she tilts her head wax drips out just like a garden hose
Please excuse me while I throw up chunks through my nose
"My bothers really tall"
Idon't give a fuck at all
"I've got a green beach ball"
Still don't give a fuck at all
The only thing I want to do is put my thing inside of you
I'm talking about my q tip
I want to clean your ears
Because they look so disgusting
I bet they haven't been cleaned in years
My tip
I'm talking about my q tip
I want to clean your ears
Because they look so disgusting
I bet they haven't been cleaned in years
It's just the tip
Muh, my q-tip
It's jus-ta
My q-tip
Tippity tip tip taroo
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5. |
Swivel Chair
00:33
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I want a swivel chair
Don't ask why
I wanna swivel all through the night
Gonna swivel swivel swivel
All night long
Gonna swivel swivel swivel
In my thong
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6. |
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These songs today don't need to be catchy no mo
I’ll just mumble some shit and pass out on the floor
Cover my face in some shitty ass tattoos
Have it look like they were done in a minute, maybe two
Fuck up my words like I ain’t know english
Just mumble some shit, baby
That’s how I get rich
This shit sounds like it was made in an afternoon
But in actuality, it took about an hour to do
I mumble so I sound calculated
But really I’m just talentless; a little faded
Almost been a day since I last masturbated
Nah, wait. Been like ten minutes
If I mumble my words and talk really low
And repeat the same shit a few times some mo
Most of you idiots won’t probably notice at all
And I’m a fucking sock and I do dis better than y’all
Lil Sock yo
Mumble crap slow
Lil Sock be makin’
Mumble rap dough
Lil Sock yo
Mumble crap slow
Lil Sock be makin’
Mumble rap dough
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7. |
The Cat On The Piano
03:13
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8. |
I Can't Wait To Die
01:00
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9. |
An Udder Massacre
02:48
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10. |
Satan
01:16
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Satan is my master and friend
Is my master and friend till the very end
And at the mall this weekend
I'll make him my new boyfriend
He is my master and friend
Satan is my master and friend
Is my master and friend till the very end
And at the mall this weekend
I'll make him my new boyfriend
He is my master and friend
I won't put out
Unless he asks me out
oh
Satan is my master and friend
Is my master and friend till the very end
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Yandere chan, please notice me
I could be your Senpai
Yandere chan, please notice me
I could be your one
Yandere chan, please notice me
I could be your Senpai
Yandere chan, please notice me
I could be your one
I wanna be your Senpai Senpai
I wanna be your one
I wanna be your Senpai Senpai
I wanna be your one
And when I look up at you
All I see is your pantsu
I want you in my life
I need you right meow
I wanna be your Senpai Senpai
I wanna be your one
I wanna be your Senpai Senpai
I wanna be your one
Yandere, you are so pretty
I like your bangs and ponytails
I think you are so pretty
And I got one thing to say
Now, Yandere
A lot of my life has been building up to this very moment
I hope you pay attention and I hope you pay attention close
I really really really want you to know that I could be your Senpai
Forget the other one
I think I would be a lot better of a Senpai and I think I can prove it to you
Like this
Here it is
It's like this, what I'm trying to say is
Yandere
Yanderoo
What I'm trying to say, Yandere, is
Yandere, I love you
I love you and I need you more
As the day goes on I need you more
Yandere
Yanderoo
I love you and I need you more
As the day goes on I want you more
Yandere
I love you
I want you and I need you more
As the day goes on I need you more
Yandere
Yanderoo
I want you and I need you more
As the day goes on I love you more
Yandere
I love you
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